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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mltome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    13 days ago

    You dig and dig. Years go by. Decades. You look at your shovel, its covered in shit. You look closer, it is actually made of shit.

    Slowly you look down at your arms, legs and body. Youre shit. You turn around, and a new person is coming over with a shovel made of shit to dig you up.

    Circle of life man… circle of life.

    Fortunately the creators of south park created a shitless world when they released the episode “you’re getting old” June 8th 2011. Why else would you air such a episode unless life was actually perfect? Clearly the people struggling are the ones who are shit. Obviously, can’t theyjust see how great everything is for everyone? What’s wrong with those people?

    Yup, nothing can be shit for the rest of time. Utopia. Nirvana. Shangrila.

    Thank you for your community service Matt Stone and Trey Parker. You fixed it all.




  • The people sucking each other’s farts in the marketing industry have no shame. They market themselves first, your product 2nd, and for some reason these cold calculating corporations throw obscene money at them.

    I think it must be some good old boy network where the people at the top invest in certain marketing agencies and they use them to leech money out of the companies they work for with little risk of being caught for embezzlement.

    GTA 6, one if the top known franchises in the industry, will be spending $500 million+ on marketing.

    In comparison, GTA 5 cost about $265 million to release

    The budget for marketing has doubled the cost of the entire previous game. Does anyone need ads for GTA6? Wouldn’t just having the devs do livestreams of them playing the game and discussing the tech involved with making GTA6 not create enough hype? Does there even need to be additional hype created?

    I just dont buy it. These penny pinching losers that run our world don’t just give away half a billion dollars for a couple trailers and some ads plastered all over the internet and IRL. Marketing looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like shit. It’s fucking shit. Why buy a $500 million dollar turd unless you were somehow getting a cut?


























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